



youmightbeanengineeringstudentif:
When you get a Bingo, buy yourself a coffee.
(Source: sizeforimpact)
| me: | *not religious* |
| me: | oh my god |
| me: | praise the lord |
| me: | thank god |
| me: | oh dear lord |
| me: | jesus christ |
| me: | good god |
(via thewaroffivequeens)
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
~*~*~Summertime~*~*~
(via thewaroffivequeens)
(Source: ckgarden, via asianmisandrist)
*sends awkward text message*
*throws phone across the room*
*makes strange animal noise*
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
(Source: fujiiokas, via thewaroffivequeens)
Something tells me that Rosalind probably had a university sweetheart and they had a huge falling out and a fight that ends with: “Rosalind Lutece, the only person you are capable of loving is yourself!”
And then Robert comes along and it’s like: “Oh hey what do ya know.”
(Source: columbiasgreatestminds, via bookerdefuck)
I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT SOPHIE TURNER IS NOT EIGHTEEN
SOPHIE TURNER IS MY SISTERS AGE ABORT MISSION